Dark Vampire rp

Well, through some demented fit of Discord magic, we now have the same world here, before Darla and Zinnia showed up. Sadly, Kora wound up getting eaten for being stupid, and now they're back at square one, and during dinner, Discord started flirting with Mix, because why not, and he enjoyed making Mix get a little uncomfortable.

a raving lunitic murdered Darla and Zinna and then himself.


Barbados frowned, staring at the table " So... that Kora chick, was a moron." he said tapping the table, drumming it with his fingers " I got a beast roaming the moors... a Alian is it, and a healer... two boys both missing, along with a daughter in law.... " he sighed " and no staff... " he mused " I could send word to KIng Steve of Starlan... have him send some people over for a means, he's got daughters he is more than happy to kick off clifs much as Kora's father was with her." he laughed " in fact sent my fastest bird to tell him Kora met her end, got a fast bird back from him saying " OH THANK GOD>"" he shrugged " its bad when your a disgrace and such a horrible person your own father wants you dead... I beg to wonder if she was even human... who sits there and gets eaten?"

Mix shrugged giving Discord a grossed out expression " Sire, the king that weren't human to begin with the devil spawn." he poked Discord " and you my good man, were far better then she.. the question is how long woudl you have lasted with her, before ating her as you did with stan?"

Discord shrugged. "I can make all the staff reappear in the morning, but making them stay isn't my forte." He smiled at Mix and stole a bit of food from his plate. "Maybe I would have turned her into a cat, solely to make jokes about my pussy." He smiled at Mix again and returned his fork. "Now.... where was I to sleep again, Mix, was it?"

Mix smiled at discord prettily " at the end of the hall in the guest room no one has ever used." he said smiling.

Barbados shrugged " still doesn't solve the problem with the beast " he said slamming his fists down " the misery of it all."

Discord opened his mouth, probably to say something flirty or dirty, but looked at Barbados in surprise when he slammed his fists down. "Jesus! Why don't you just start looking for beast hunters and kill the damn thing? Or have me bring it here so you can kill it yourself?" He found some wine and drank it straight from the bottle.

Mix looked at Discord then purred something akin to venom " because its his fault the beast roams the moors." he said simply " and his fault that beast can't seem to find rest."

Barbados sneered " Shut it Mix." he picked up a bottle and downed it himself before glaring at the wood of the table " but its true." he sighed " and there is a little matter about well finding my relations.. though I think ware they are, now, might be safest for everyone... though my daughter in law needs to be found, with that Man howling the moors up."

Discord couldn't but purr a little himself as Mix purred at him. "Well... sounds like you need someone to hunt the beast down and slap sense into him, as well as someone to hunt down a more than likely hysterical woman. I, for one, think someone should keep an eye on Mix. Don't want this little one to meet an untimely demise, and who better to prevent that than me, a manipulator of reality itself?"

Barbados snorted " No... just send some one to soften ruffled feathers is more like it... sooth the savage beast " he shook his head " and really Discord you have thing for Mix?"


Mix smiled sweetly at Discord and grinned horrifically " I might look like a meek and mild man, who hides behind Barbados, but truth be told the man makes a great meet sheild, and as for me being protected, I can poison a man in less then 22 seconds, at any given time, and they die before the next second rolls around... " he purred " silly little discord you may want to protect me, but who's going to protect you from little old me?"

Discord grinned wider at Mix and purred, seeming turned on at the notion. "I'm immortal, sweet lips, but I would love to taste your poison..." And with that, Discord kissed Mix quite sexily for several moments before just pulling away a couple of inches and licking his lips. "So far, I like the taste of your brand of poison..."

Gabriel stumbled and staggered. He was so hungry. He had followed the river downriver for miles now, and his stomach growled maddeningly. He needed food. Sure there was a town or people here soon, right? His neck also hurt something bad, and his head pounded painfully. Food.... he needed food!

Mix laughed " no but you can be paralized" he smiled holding up the little pin that he had just jabbed Discord with " I am courise to see if it will work and how long it will work... you facinate me, I want to disect you." he giggled.

Barbados shuddered " don't go making creepy babies on me I want at least a heads up on that one first."

Discord laughed, but his movements seemed to slow down a bit. "Oh, I already want you in me, and that way sounds fun. Besides, as far as I know, no one has had the privilege of dissecting an Alian before." He leaned against Mix, very relaxed from the paralyzer.

Mix petted his hair for a minuet and then laughed " oh is that so, well if your talking about sex, thats a bit impossible.... " he said patting his head " silly little boy."

Barbados snorted " before this getting any weirder its a time honored tradition that Healers are well refered to as male... Mix is a actually a She."

Discord just purred. "That's fine. If Mix cuts into me, that technically means she's inside me... just in a more macabre way." He said, but seemed fine with that. He seemed to be pretty well immobilized now.

Mix laughed " your rather like a kitty... I all ways wanted a kitty." she said as she begain scratching his ears, " hmm.... now lets see I wonder if i can put kitty to sleepies."

Barbados rolled his eyes " now he's gone all soft in the head way to go discord.."

There was a poof and Discord snuggled into Mix, purring almost catlike. "I could get used to this..."

Gabriel stumbled into a town. Their was a tantalizing smell that was enough to nearly drive him mad. He found a person and attacked before he knew what he was doing and drained them of blood, and did the same with two others before realizing what he was doing. Frightened and mortified, he tried to back away before more people caught on or turned on him.

Mix patted Discord " silly kitty, guess you will just have to come and cuddles with me." she said pickign dicord up and petting him like a cat. Humming softly " Oh and as for that poison you wanted, ya have had it for a while now... my brother's use to piss me off." she grinned " isn't that right my cute little fluffy dissy yes you are, so fluffy, I will cuddly you and name Discord, my cute kitty." she said getting up and now walking towards her room " all nice an paralized... "


Barbados looked at his wiskey bottle " I need to stop drinking, or... I have died and this is my hell.. both make sense." he said getting up and stalking off to bed.

Discord chuckled and stretched. "Funny thing about the paralyzer.... not really strong enough to effect me. The most it did is I feel a little more relaxed." he leaned forward and licked the side of Mix's face. "And as for poisons...." he lightly stroked her chin with the scorpion like end of his tail, not enough to break skin. "Mine is something I guarantee you haven't seen before."

Mix scratched discord on the head " Is that so, maybe if kitty plays nice, I will just have to milk the kitty, and experiment.." she said scratching under discords chin " and hmm is that so... well i have a stronger paralizer that might be fun."


Barbados shook his head " Hell this is really just hell... what the hell have I done to end up in hell." he said out loud walking behind them then thought for a moment " well there was that... and ya that... oh and.... ya I am hell."

Discord scowled at Barbados. "Well, maybe if you were a better father for starters. I mean, you left your so called 'precious' children alone in the castle, and look where it got them. Dead." He paused and his tail twitched. "Well, I take that back. One at least is alive. I think the one named Gabriel?"

Mix glared at Discord " Oh is that how you feel kitty." she said and placed him on the ground " You can stay right there then, as I drug him to the summer castle, away from his children and stan who most likely was poisoning him." she said lifting her head " and it was the only way... to get the king better, his sons had to stay here, because of two stupid idiots coming to the insert the proper F bomb here. castle... you know the stupid one that got eaten for being stupid... so excuse me... you can find your own room. nasty cat" she said strutting off.

Barbados snorted " Ouch, you found his back bone... "

Discord growled, low and animal-like. He snapped, and the hallway Mix was walking down twisted and writhed like the inside of a snake. If Mix continued forward, she would be tossed around like a toy boat at sea, and the only parts of the hall not affected by his magic was where Discord stood, and the hall behind him. "Well then, Mix..." He said icily. "You have two options; apologize and beg forgiveness, or say goodbye to any favor you would have gotten from me."

Mix turned her head and looked at Discord " Why should I have to apologize? You were the one with the absurd Idea and had to be set straight, and your a nasty kitty, you know why your a nasty kitty? Because you lash out before you know the truth." Mix rolled her eyes " my brothers love nothing more then to do foolish things like this.. and also jumpt to absurdities... " Mix rolled her eyes " and this isn't the first time I have walked down a twisted insert the proper F bomb here. up hall way, because some one got told the truth and how the world works." she shrugged " and discord baby... I am the type of person I pave my own path, I do not take favors from others, and it is you who have lost mine." she started down the hall and honestly rather well for as insert the proper F bomb here. up as it was. " Seriously just like my brother Simon."

Barbados picked up Discord " its ok kitty... He's snapped at me a few times when I was being absurdly silly." then wagged his fingers " oh, and just fun joy... My Idiot of a sun is alive." he said looking down at discord " and if the family curse has anything to do with it, the not so idiotic one will be too... but I guess I will have to fetch my idiot at one point in time, and yes Gabriel is known as Gabe." he said sighing " those boys are headaches, to say the least, horrible stupid headaches." he snorted " but what would you know about it, you never had any children now did you Discord, or you would find, some kids no matter how hard you try, will never in a million years catch up to the other, and so natrually one is better then the other, and natrually a father or even a mother will show pride towards that child, mean while, like in Mix's family he has three older brothers, one weaves magics, one deals in potions, and the third writes books... Mix is the only healer in the family, Mix was that one child his parents favored. Simon the eldest the magic weilder, well that got to him, as his little baby sister could out smart him could out potion and in some aspects out Magic, " he snorted " so the snot nose did what the potion master and the writter didn't for they were smart enough to figure it out. Simon wasn't and lashed out at his sister, and He Mix can no longer use magic... He took something of Mix he will never get back... and when his parents turned from him in disgust he still couldn't figure it out.. the other two boys write to Mix, Simon kinda got written off." he said patting discord on the head " but no you wouldn't have known about that."

Discord growled before hissing like an animal and attacking Barbados. He managed to pin the king to the wall, tip of the scorpion stinger lightly pressed into his throat. "Stop. Talking." He threatened. His yellow and green eyes showed that he was beyond mad right now. He was about to say something else, but Discord's eyes rolled and he suddenly went limp and collapsed to the floor. Any magic he had used snapped off in an instant as the Alian hit the ground. It was as if a light switch had been turned off, but he was still breathing, and his heart still beat. He just randomly lost consciousness.

Barbados shook his head " your a sorry sort arent' you." he said picking discord up off the floor, "and rather stupid if you ask me." he said rolling his eyes. He started to walk down the hall " he's worked him self up into a hissy."

Mix snorted " serves him right." she snorted " he really need to learn the world isn't back and its not white."

Discord was as limp as a ragdoll in Barbados's arms. The demigod would be out for a while now it seemed.

Gabriel was panicking. He didn't know what he was or where he was or even who he was, but Gabe did know that it wasn't natural, and not liked. He had created a mob after his attacks, and he was driven from that town and into the woods, still nude in the freezing night, with only some crows for company. One crow oddly enough had red eyes, and seemed to be following Gabe, but it also could have been his imagination.