I just saw my cat boop the dog, so this is now the title of the totally unrelated rp :P

Basic: Interdimensional/supernatural bad ars popo led by none other than the King of Badassery, Ace. Caine is also in it; he's the foresnsics/record keeper/receptionist. He scares off anyone lacking enough balls to be there.

Ace drapped over the large chair in the break room was snoring and rather sawing quite a few logs, enough to wake the dead, if the dead were allowed to work here.

Caine walked in, and watched amused for a moment before dropping a packet of papers on the table, making a very loud and very sharp noise upon impact. "There's you latest batch of trainees." Caine announced. "They actually dealt with me semi well and didn't run away screaming like pussies."

Ace startled mid snore but then opened an eye " ya, and how many of those will run screaming when they find out you also run the lab, and the cute little lie they told themselves that they only had to deal with you to check in, is a big huge Lie... and your a scary person they will have to be shoved up their asses metophorically raping their space at all hours of the day."

"Mmmm, may or may not be metaphorical...." Caine grinned mischievously. "Anyway, they're coming at three today to meet with you, and it's two thirty now." he said helpfully. "And you're welcome. It's getting harder to find newbies that are brave enough or stupid enough not to run from me."

Ace snorted " the stupid part is what I am worried about." he stretched " did I fall asleep in the break room again? for a police station its insert the proper F bomb here. too quiet."

"Yeah, ya kinda did." Caine snorted. "Well, hopefully the fresh meat will liven up the place for a short time anyway."

Ace shrugged " try not to scare them off their first day at least." he mused.

"Fair enough. I'll send them up as they come." Caine said and wandered back to the front desk.